Hey, Your Crotch is Rotting

I can’t imagine why the internet has never provided this service before! You can email former hookups and let them know that you gave them/they gave you a sexually transmitted disease. And look, you can choose from a half dozen really cute and pithy e-cards like this one below:

From NBC4 here:

People who are diagnosed with a sexually transmitted disease — whether it’s AIDS, syphilis, herpes or something else — are usually encouraged to tell all their sex partners, so those people can get tested and help prevent the spread of disease.

A site called inSpot wants to make it easier for the 15 million people who have a new case each year to talk to people about it. It lest people inform their sex partners from the last six months with an e-card that includes medical information and links that can help the recipient decide what to do next.

Note the fine print on the e-card image?  It suggests that this card would be great for notifying “tricks.”  So those of you who go whoring, be sure to leave your email address with the hooker so she can email you with your probable diagnosis.  This post filed under “EEeeeewww.”