Eco-religionist Porn

If you are a global warming zealot, get out your beach blanket, drop your pants and grab the lotion and tissues. Peter Madden and his fellow moonbats at the “Forum of the Future” have written some wonderful spank material for your eco-fapping pleasure!

They admit that their moonbat fantasy, fetish, and futuristic fan fiction is not based on any sort of scientific theory or founded in statistical probability, but published their paper merely to “stir debate” and give orgasms to leftists everywhere.

From NewsMeat here, by way of Drudge:

Refugees are moving to Antarctica by 2030, the Olympics are held only in cyberspace and central Australia and Oklahoma have been abandoned as too dry, according to exotic scenarios for climate change.

British-based Forum for the Future, said they wanted to stir debate by presenting a radical set of possible futures.

“Historians of the future may look back on these as the ‘climate change years’,” said Peter Madden, head of the Forum. “They will either look back on our generation as heroes or view us with incomprehension and disgust — as now we look back on those who allowed slavery.”

He said the crystal ball survey did not seek to project what was most likely to happen, just some of the possibilities:

• People no longer own cars but use bicycles.
• Central Australia and Oklahoma have been abandoned due to water shortages.
• Athletes stay at home in the world’s first virtual Olympics
• A global depression from 2009-2018
• In the United States, people do 25 hours of work a week and up to 10 hours voluntary work.
• world trade has collapsed after oil prices break through $400 a barrel.
• Electrical appliances get automatically turned off when households exceed energy quotas.
• Refugees are moving to Antarctica

Don’t you just love the arrogance of leftists who equate slavery with recycling aluminum cans?  Next time blacks start screaming about reparations, tell them its okay-  you recycle, so that’s just like slavery never existed.

Other fantasies eco-zealots are splooging their keyboards over right now are the possibilites of forcing people to ride bicycles and the pending economic collapse of the world!  And oh!  Sweet release about forcing people to work half a week and the other half spent doing communist style voluntary service!   Oh!.. No doubt planting radishes where roadways used to be!  And get the anal beads ready!  Water…  Running … Out!  Famine!    Ooohhh…!  Refugees…!  Yes!…  Moving to…  oh God!…  Antarctica!!!  Zowie!!!!!11

I love the fact that there is no such thing as lying anymore.  Just “stirring debate” which sounds so very noble.  And sexy too!