Recipe For English Poof

1 quarter cup bread crumbs
1/2 tsp chili powder
1/2 tsp fresh oregano
1/2 tsp chopped basil
Dash of salt
12 oz fillet of dead gay lover’s thigh

Approves.

From the DailyMail here:

A gay chef murdered his lover, cut out part of his leg, seasoned it with herbs and fried it. Anthony Morley, 35, chewed one of the pieces before throwing it into his kitchen bin.

Morley, a former holder of the Mr Gay UK title, then walked to a nearby takeaway restaurant and told horrified staff: ‘I have killed someone, call the police’.

Officers found the naked body of 33-year-old Damian Oldfield on the floor of Morley’s bedroom.  He had been stabbed 20 times and his throat cut. Morley later claimed Mr Oldfield had tried to rape him.

On the day of the murder, in April, the two exchanged text messages during the afternoon and later met in a bar in Leeds, where they both lived. In the texts Morley told Mr Oldfield he had ‘never been properly happy being gay’. Mr Oldfield replied: ‘Try me…I’m not your average poof.’

Later that night they ended up in Morley’s bedroom. Forensic experts later found evidence that there had been sexual activity.

Morley used two knives taken from the kitchen downstairs to kill Mr Oldfield. He slit his throat, stabbed him with great force in the chest and 19 times in the back. After Mr Oldfield died Morley cut a section of flesh from his thigh, took it down to the kitchen and cooked it.

I guess he had to do something to get the bad taste out of his mouth.