OJ Plans on Looking For Real Killer in Vegas Jail

Following a hot tip, OJ has now managed to expand his search for Nicole Simpson’s and Ron Goldman’s real killer within the confines of a Las Vegas jail. If someone can slip a mirror into the cell with him, his search may finally be over.

From the AP here:

O.J. Simpson, who went from American sports idol to celebrity-in-exile after he was acquitted of murder in 1995, was found guilty Friday of robbing two sports-memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in a Las Vegas hotel room.

Simpson, 61, could spend the rest of his life in prison. Sentenced was set for Dec. 5.

A weary and somber Simpson released a heavy sigh as the charges were read by the clerk in Clark County District Court. He was immediately taken into custody.

The Hall of Fame football star was convicted of kidnapping, armed robbery and 10 other charges for gathering up five men a year ago and storming into a room at a hotel-casino, where the group seized several game balls, plaques and photos.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.