Reason 413 to Homeschool, Updated!

As documented previously, reason 413 to homeschool is to prevent teachers from exposing your child to rabid animals. Now the reason is updated to include keeping stupid parents of other kids from exposing your child to rabid animals.

From GreatFallsTribune here:

A parent brought a dead bat to Stevensville Elementary School earlier this week, and now health officials are evaluating which students may need rabies shots.

Stevensville Superintendent Kent Kultgen says the woman brought the dead bat to school Monday morning and allowed kindergarten and fifth-grade students in her children’s classes to touch the dead animal.

Health officials are trying to determine who may have touched the animals’ mouth to decide who may need the month-long series of vaccines.  The cost of the shots could be up to $800 per student.

Here’s a pro tip for parents and teachers. Don’t mess around with bats. They carry nasty things like rabies.