Cops Corral Crazy Cow Crackpot

I don’t know what this lady’s beef was, but she was hoofing around the hood mooing at people and chasing kids and screaming for the neighbors to suck her udders. The cops rounded her up and branded her an udder failure.  The judge took stock and sentenced the heifer to a month in the stockyard.

From the Metro here:

A woman dressed up in an udderley strange costume started chasing kids around a theme park.

Michelle Allen was arrested after she was caught causing chaos in the streets.

The drunken 32-year-old even urinated on a neighbour’s front garden and asked people to ‘suck my udders.’

She had been hired to wear the outfit to advertise for a local “haunted trail” theme park. But she left the job to go on a drunken two-day binge.

Police said that the cow suit was all she had on and had to take her mugshot while she was still wearing it. And as that was her only form of attire she had to go to court wearing the ridiculous outfit.

At first I thought this story was bull, or a pile of manure; a real flop.  But other news outlets are milking it for all its worth, so I posted it, but I won’t steak my reputation on whether this is the Grade-A truth, or the cream of the crop.  Okay, I won’t try to butter you up any longer. Moo.