Reason 648 to HomeSchool: Scary School Nurse Won’t Insist Your Boys to Take Her Temperature

Meet Laura Obzera.  She’s an elementary school nurse in Bolingbrook.  She was recently arrested for having sex with underage boys after the cops read dirty text messages she was sending to one of the boys.

From the Chicago Trib here:

Laura Obzera, a Bolingbrook elementary school nurse, was arrested Thursday afternoon and charged with three counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse for having sexual relations with three teen boys in 2006.

Obzera, 49, works for Valley View Community School District 365U in Bolingbrook. She is listed as a health assistant at Wood View Elementary School in Bolingbrook on the school’s Web site.

There is no indication that the abuse of the boys, ages 13 to 17, happened on school property and Obzera apparently did not meet them through her job.

Obzera was arrested nine days after Bolingbrook police joined a Department of Children and Family Services inquiry into sexually charged text messages that were exchanged between an adult female and male teens. She was released Thursday on $50,000 bail.

This is not a case of Hello Nurse! I wonder if she was hypnotizing those boys with her shiny bunny eyes?  She should have hypnotized them to not call the cops.  How embarrassing is it to have a 15 year old break up with you?  The kid says, “You’re old and busted, I’m not that into you, and guess what?  I’m calling the cops.”