When Pimping Out Infants, Be Sure the Shoes Are Hot

We went out to the Halloween shop tonight to get the drop on some goodies and props.  And we were stunned that the costumes for little girls by and large made them look like tiny whores.  Now I find out there are high heel shoes you can get for your newborn.  Cause I guess its never too early to look like a slut.

The website is called “Heelarious” because I, like most adults, love to laugh at bad parents who dress their children up as prostitutes, or, as FARK coined it, “Prostitots.”  I found this video below here at FirstCoastNews.