Verily MeThinks Thou Hast Failed Most Epicly

It is RennFair Season. Yes, I am one of those geeks that goes on opening weekend, mostly because it isn’t as crowded. I wear a costume and everything, not necessarily because I want to pretend I’m an renegade from the 16th century, but women don’t complain about you staring at their boobs if you are dressed appropriately. Yep, the RennFair is all about Beer, Boobs and Meat on Sticks. And its this last part that gave problems to one unfortunate child.

From Fox5 Here:

A 10-year-old boy seriously injured his eye at the Maryland Renaissance Festival when he accidentally stuck a skewer in his eye.

It happened around 5 p.m. Sunday at the festival in Crownsville.

The boy was eating “Steak on a Stake” when he pulled the wooden skewer out of his mouth and then somehow stuck the skewer in his eye. The boy was flown to the Wilmer Eye Institute at Johns Hopkins in Baltimore with a serious eye injury.

Here is a previous story about a boy failing at eating.