Reasons 918, 919, and 920 to HomeSchool: Your Kid Avoids Complete breakdown of Atlanta Area Education System

What is going on in Atlanta? This school year is going to be hilarious if this week’s monkeybusiness is any judge. First up is the stupid comments by the school superintendent of Gwinnett, J. Alvin Wilbanks, who when asked why black kids were punished in schools more often in every state except Idaho, said, “They don’t have blacks in Idaho, now do they?”

Yeah, they want him to resign.

Next up is the Jabba the Hutt lookalike teacher from Atlanta, Holly Michelle Barnes, (myspace here) who is starting the year off in handcuffs for touching a 14 year old boy’s wiener. Get the eyebleach.

And finally, an Athens, GA teacher, Joseph Prescott-Reynard, proves why summer vacations are the best perk of the job. It allows them to grow their pot plants. In their backyards. A whole crop, which is easily spotted from a police chopper. Yeah, teachers aren’t really that smart after all. The crops were valued at $20,000 dollars, or about half his salary.