John Mayer Dumped Jennifer Anniston- By Text Message!
Ah, the naked cruelty. That crackling sound you hear are Jennifer’s ovaries hardening. Apparently, after nagging John about wanting to start a family, he hung up the phone on her and texted her to say its over!
According to PopCrunch here:
“She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in,” says a source.
“After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, ‘I can’t take it any more’, and hung up. Then he texted, ‘That’s it – the end’.”
Maybe Jen can borrow Brangelina’s kid catcher net to snare an overseas orphan.
I envision a line of “I am not dating Jennifer Aniston” T-Shirts. CHA-CHING!
Hmm. Maybe she should post “I WANNA HAVE A BABY, WHO WANTS A LITTLE ACTION?” on Craigslst.
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I pressed the i, dammit. This computer is getting tossed very soon if I have my way.