Your Pigmonkey Nightmares Brought to You by China

I don’t know if you have to feed it bananas. But I wonder what its bacon will taste like?

The pollution in China has finally brought about the introduction of a new species that is sure to wipe us all out in some future war. Or maybe it will fall into a sausage grinder and the war will be averted.

From Ananova with thanks to Neatorama.

Villagers were shocked after a monkey-like piglet was born in China.

“It’s hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!” Feng told Oriental Today.

He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.

“But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk.”

Neighbours have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures.