Wicca Whack! Wasted Witch Tries to Hack Off Own Leg
More proof that Wiccans are morons. Katherine Gunther is 36 but thinks she’s still a 16 year old girl because she believes in magick with a “K” because it creates more Ph3ar! She and a group of other 16 year old girls got wasted on wine coolers and went to the local cemetery at midnight on the night of the last full moon to giggle and conduct childish spells involving candles, incense, a black cat and a 3 foot sword. Katherine was supposed to jab the sword into the earth over some poor dead schmuck’s grave but somehow drunkenly drove the weapon through her foot instead.
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Heck, they had candles. They had a witch staked to the ground. I say:
Burn the Witches!!!1!
From WTOP here:
A woman accidentally stabbed herself in the foot with a 3-foot-long sword while performing a Wiccan good luck ritual at a central Indiana cemetery.
Katherine Gunther, 36, of Lebanon, pierced her left foot with the sword while performing the rite at Oak Hill Cemetery. The ceremony involves the use of candles, incense and driving swords into the ground during the full moon.
Gunther said was aiming to put the sword in the ground, but hit her foot instead.
Gunther immediately pulled the sword out of her foot, and her companions took her to Witham Memorial Hospital, where she was kept a couple days for treatment.
The Wiccans were warned that being in the cemetery in the city about 20 miles northwest of Indianapolis after posted visiting hours constitutes trespassing.
What kind of stupid religion involves trespassing in a graveyard? And swordplay? Who did she think she was? The Highlander? There can be only One! Foot!
As a pagan who incorporates mostly Wiccan elements into my spiritual path, I resent what is being insinuated on this page (or in fact, more than just insinuated, since you call Wiccans “morons”). I think many Christians have done wacky things because of religious beliefs but I still can see that not all Christians should be judged on the actions of some. How sad that you cannot (or refuse to) see this fact. Furthermore, in general Wiccans do not imbibe before or during ritual, as we believe that it impedes our spirituial goals. To mock our religion based on the actions of this person is insensitive and ignorant. Please try to be less biased in the future.
I mock your fake religion because only 14 year old girls with a crush on Harry Potter should call themselves witches.