Wanna Run Thru Your Wicked Garden

I finally know what that stupid lyric means from STP. Its all about a cool garden sporting the latest statuary. Instead of Garden Gnomes or my personal favorites, lawn jockies, why not put these fellas in strategic locations on your property?

I think a great place to plant one of these would be around the mailbox because postal workers could always be plagued by feelings of dread as well as unleashed dogs.

Now if someone will come up with a cross between this and a garden gnome, or better yet, a zombie lawn jockey, that would be awesome. Thanks to BWE for the link, where the first commenter wondered why anyone would want a sculpture of Steve-O for their garden?