Beer Pong for the Nintendo Wii

Boy those college kids are getting LAZY. Instead of setting up a hard plywood table between two saw horses like a normal person, they are now playing the game on the Wii. Of course, the game is rated for teens, so your seventh grader can enjoy it too.

From FoxNews here:

Connecticut’s attorney general isn’t happy that a video game called “Frat Party Games: Beer Pong” was rated suitable for children as young as 13.

“Beer Pong” was designed by Las Vegas-based JV Games Inc. as a downloadable game for Nintendo Co.’s popular Wii game system.

The video game is based on a popular college drinking game where competitors toss a pingpong ball into the opposing player’s cup. If the ball lands in the cup, the opposing player typically has to guzzle beer.

Jaeger said the video game was never about alcohol, but rather the growing sport that has developed around beer pong. There’s even a World Series of Beer Pong that is held in Las Vegas where contestants vie for $50,000 in prize money.

This explains a lot. The other day a kid at the local GameStop came up to me and asked me if I would buy him a case of beer for his “Wee Game.” I thought the little bastard was hitting on me. So I pushed him to the ground and screamed at him, “Who do I look like, Michael Jackson??!”