Madonna Divorcing Guy Ritchie
Madonna is hiring Paul McCartney’s divorce lawyer to try to help her keep her own money in the upcoming divorce proceedings against Guy Ritchie. Guy Ritchie deserves at least half of her fortune for allowing Madonna to bang him with a strap on. But if he thought he was getting screwed before…
Guy Ritchie loves teh anal penetration.
From the TimesOnline here:
Fiona Shackleton, the divorce lawyer who ensured that Sir Paul McCartney retained all but £24.3 million of his £825 million fortune, has been lined up by the 49-year-old pop star, Madonna.
Madonna, whose fortune is estimated at £300 million, is understood to be seeking legal advice on a possible divorce from her husband of seven years, the film director Guy Ritchie.
There has been speculation for some time over the marriage of Madonna, 49, and Ritchie, 39, and it is believed that the pop star met Ms Shackleton in April for a preliminary meeting.
It is thought that the couple did not have a pre-nuptial agreement, which means that the starting point for any settlement would be a split of 50-50. A variety of factors such as the length of the marriage and the wealth brought to the marriage by Madonna, in particular, would then be taken into account.
Without a pre-nuptial agreement, Ritchie could be looking at as much as £50 million of Madonna’s £300 million fortune. Lately the star has been seen out without her wedding ring, fueling talk of a rift.
Thanks for that mental image, Pat. Not exactly the one I’d like heading into the weekend. Too bad I can’t gouge out my mind’s eye.
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Yeah, but you know guy’s ass is relieved to be rid of this woman.
I never really got that pairing…not that I cared. But if you look at this picture, he’s following her like a puppy from the sex shop and she’s ignoring him. I’ll bet she treated him like sh@t, in bed and out, and he liked it. Different strokes I guess. Regardless, even half of her 600million wouldn’t be enough to take it in the bum from a skank like that…but who am I to judge?