Rodeo Clown Stops Illegal Aliens From Stealing His Crappy Bike

A Sacramento man, poorly employed as a wandering Rodeo Clown who terrorizes children at the local tourist traps and city malls, caught two illegal aliens trying to steal his only means of conveyance, a broken down bicycle. So he did what any rodeo clown would do: Pulled a fake gun on them and did a poor impersonation of Clint Eastwood from Dirty Harry.

A smart neighbor who saw the ruckus actually called the cops.  From CBS-13 here with funny video:

Two suspected thieves are under arrest after their alleged burglary was foiled by a professional rodeo clown.

Kevin Powers said he was putting on his costume for his job when two men showed up at his Sacramento home Sunday morning. Wearing his chaps, hat, and makeup, he was startled when one of the men peered inside his kitchen window.

Police said Hector Zavala and Lorenzo Cerecer attempted to steal Powers’ bike, but couldn’t start their getaway vehicle. “I ran back into the house thinking I had to stop those guys,” Powers said.   All he found was his toy revolver.

“I jumped in front of their car, so they wouldn’t pull away,” he said. “I go, ‘This is a .44 Magnum,’ cause I was just joking, you know?”

“I kept going like a Clint Eastwood movie,” he added.

A neighbor witnessed the commotion and called police, who arrived and arrested the two suspects.

Pulling the gun and impersonating Clint Eastwood is the same trick he uses to keep his cellar stocked with the corpses of little kids.