Democrats Ph3ar the Brown Noise

Moonbats are accusing the Denver city council of investing in technology that will cause all of the protesters at this year’s Democratic Convention in Denver to shart themselves.  I kid you not. 

Read the story here from the Denver Post.

From Susan Greene:
Beware of the Brown Note.

That’s the word among some political activists as the Democratic National Convention nears.

As legend has it, the Brown Note is an infrasonic frequency believed to resonate through human body parts and cause a loss of bowel control. Some protesters are convinced that Denver police will amplify such low frequencies to subdue them in August.

Mayor John Hickenlooper’s administration is only fueling conspiracy theories by refusing to disclose what equipment it’s buying with $18 million in federal money. Even after being sued last week, the city insists on keeping its list a secret.

…you would think the mayor would be the first to put an end to wild speculation about his police and their new bowel-moving sci-fi toys.

Unless, of course, it’s true.

In which case I would remind the mayor that we aren’t hosting a war but a convention — and a purportedly democratic one in a time of turmoil and widespread distrust of government and its all-too- heavy hand and secretive ways.

Remember, you don’t have to be stupid and kooky to vote Democrat, but it sure helps.