Finally a Video Game for Little Girls That Love Bratz Dolls

If you have a daughter that has rhinestone studded words written across her ass, wears a thong, loves to play with slutty makeup and Bratz dolls, you should run out to get this new game for the Nintendo WII: The Pole Dancing Game!

That’s right, Nintendo is planning on releasing a game that features a pole kit. From Gizmodo here:

At first we thought this Wii Pole Dancing game was a joke—how could something so sexy come to such a “family-friendly” and casual console like the Wii? Turns out it’s not a joke. The company’s representative, Simon Kay, didn’t comment on how far the development of the pole peripheral was, but did say that they’re going to try and encourage both women and men to pole dance for “fun and fitness.”

Every copy of the game comes with a T-Shirt that says “I support single Moms.”