For Sale: One Picnic Table, Slightly Used

Meet Art Price, Jr. He’s a married suburbanite with three kids. And on some days, he plays hooky from work and has sex with his deck furniture.

From Fox19 here:

Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

The neighbor — who wishes to remain anonymous — saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.

Price is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they’re now worried about the kids.

And this isn’t the first time Price has been in trouble for getting his jerk on in public. From the SanduskyRegister here:

Price has at least three previous arrests on charges of voyeurism in Tiffin and Bowling Green. The incidents occurred in 1987 and 1988 in Bowling Green and 1989 in Tiffin.

The ones in Bowling Green were (for) masturbating outside while looking into the windows of people’s houses.

In addition to those incidents, a six-page police report in Tiffin also portrays Price as a voyeur.

On July 4, 1989, a woman complained to police that her 14-year-old daughter was about to take a shower when she found dirt at the bottom of the tub, a Tiffin police report said. Her mother checked the tub and found what appeared be shavings in the tub, and then found a hole had been drilled through the bathroom wall from the utility room. The hole gave a clear view into the shower stall from the utility room.

Price, who was 21 at the time, was spotted by police bending over and stimulating himself while peeking through the hole, the report.