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Reason 710 to HomeSchool: Substitute With Adam’s Apple Won’t Rape Your Child

Meet Lisa Marinelli. No, this isn’t the old lady who sings Cabaret, this is a substitute teacher from New Port Richey, Florida who was arrested for having sex with a minor student.

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She was busted by the victim’s dad who saw his son climb out of her skankmobile and pull up his britches.

From Tampabays10 here:

40-year-old Lisa Marinelli, a substitute teacher at Mitchell High School in New Port Richey, had a relationship with an underage male student.

The boy’s father shared his concerns with deputies after seeing his son pulling up his pants as he was getting out of Marinelli’s car.

The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office confirms they have evidence of hundreds of text messages and phone calls between the two.

In one text message, the boy wrote, “How about a quickie tomorrow afternoon?”

Investigators say, in reply, Marinelli invites the boy to her home, “…real men only need 20 minutes.”

I guess when aging whores finish dancing on the pole they become substitute teachers.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

4 thoughts on “Reason 710 to HomeSchool: Substitute With Adam’s Apple Won’t Rape Your Child

  • How bad is it that when I glanced at this photo in my feed reader I thought it was a mug shot of Paula Abdul? oops.

  • I thought she looked like Steven Tyler of Aerosmith

  • Oooh, good call! If Steven and Paula had a baby they’d make a kid raper!

  • id do her too

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