Clowning for God While Terrorizing the Elderly

This is a disturbing video and will easily cover many of the major phobias.  Are you in a gang of clowns that are looking to terrorize a nursing home in the name of Jesus?  This video is for you.

Notes from the video:
When you “launch out into the unknown,” first try torturing the elderly.  They are old and can’t outrun your shenanigans. They are vulnerable and lonely and helpless to stop you when you leap at them from behind brick columns.  Jesus hated clowns.  It was written in Mark Chapter 19 that between scourging and crowning of thorns, the Lord was tormented by Pharisees in big red shoes.  Believe it or not, there are rules for clowns when visiting nursing homes.  Never call ahead and approach the elderly in gangs of eight clowns or more for maximum terror.

If getting old and being shoved in a nursing home didn’t suck enough,  now you are a clown magnet too.