New Governor Admits to Porking Other Woman for “Years”

The brand new cross-eyed Governor of New York, who got his job when Elliot Spitzer stepped down for reaming out hookers, admitted to the press that he too, was banging chicks other than his wife.

 
The new Googley-eyed Governor has an open marriage.

From the NYDailyNews here:

The thunderous applause was still ringing in his ears when the state’s new governor, David Paterson, told the Daily News that he and his wife had extramarital affairs.

In a stunning revelation, both Paterson, 53, and his wife, Michelle, 46, acknowledged in a joint interview they each had intimate relationships with others during a rocky period in their marriage several years ago.

Paterson said he maintained a relationship for two or three years with “a woman other than my wife,” beginning in 1999. As part of that relationship, Paterson said, he and the other woman sometimes stayed at an upper West Side hotel — the Days Inn at Broadway and W. 94th St.

As it turns out, there was no other woman.  The legally blind governor is cross-eyed and was just seeing double- the other woman was the double image of his wife, fooling him into thinking he was having awesome threesomes for years.

For those of you that read this and think, “Pat, how can you write that about the man?”   

To which I’ll answer, “Meh.  Like he could read this post.”