Hugo Chavez Sends in the Navy

With great fanfare, the Red-Shirted thug dictator of Venezuela sent in the Venezuelan Aircraft Carrier, the Simon Bolivar to the coastal waters of Colombia in his latest move to threaten his neighboring country.

From Babalu Blog here:

Questions regarding the aircraft carrier’s unorthodox design, however, were answered with bravado instead of technical explanations. Said Chavez:

“It will strike fear into the hearts of those Colombian capitalist pigs and show the world how communist technology surpasses any technology dreamed of by the imperialist dogs. Together with the help of my Cuban comrades, we have pooled their accumulated experience in efficient and practical design with my inimitable vision to create a true masterpiece that is a shining example of the military power and technological brilliance of 21st century socialism. Think long and hard, lap dogs of the empire to the north–provoke me once again and I will not hesitate to unleash upon you the fury of this fully operational warship!”