Nader Announces His Next Failing Presidential Bid

Responding to the upswell of support by exactly no one, Ralph Nader tossed his hat into the Presidential Ring today.  Democrats across the country groaned as they heard their party split.  Republicans cracked open a jar of olives for their martinis.

From NPR here:

Ralph Nader said Sunday he will run for president as a third-party candidate, criticizing the top White House contenders as too close to big business and pledging to repeat a bid that will “shift the power from the few to the many.”

Nader, 73, said most people are disenchanted with the Democratic and Republican parties due to a prolonged Iraq war and a shaky economy.