Wang Busted In Toilet
A Taiwanese man was arrested for stealing the heat sensors from a public restroom. What did you think I meant?
Long Duk Dong does not need toilet sensors to detect “Hot Stuff.”
From Chinapost here:
A young mechanic, Wang Chi-sheng, is suspected of stealing a urinal sensor, which he said he planned to use to modify a Mercedes Benz car.
Wang has been accused of trespassing for entering a closed-down gas station restroom and stealing the heat sensors used on the urinals. Police escorting Wang stated that they laughed as they listened to his plan to use the sensors to test out his latest designs for improving a Mercedes Benz car.
If the guy had a Mercedes, couldn’t he afford the new factory replacement parts?
No yanky his wanky.
(Sorry, had to.)
This story makes me laugh. I think it’s probably more exciting to steal a heat censor than pay for one.
As long as you don’t bite your nails, sure.
I don’t bite my nails! Oh, ewww to that idea.