Nessie a Victim of Global Warming?
What happens when you waste your life chasing an imaginary creature in a Scottish Lake? Robert Rines wasted his whole life trying to prove that the Loch Ness Monster existed, and he FAILED. Unable to cope with his own self-delusions, he blamed his failures on Global Warming causing Nessie’s extinction. It is just as likely that trans-gendered illegal aliens from Mexico in frogman suits anally raped Nessie to give it dinosaur AIDS, or that it died from a botched back alley abortion procedure. See, I can play politics with his imaginary animal too.
From the Daily Record here with thanks to Moonbattery for the story.
Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years. The 85-year-old American will make one last trip in a bid to find the elusive beast. After almost four decades of fruitless expeditions, he admitted: “Unfortunately, I’m running out of age.”
World War II veteran Robert has devoted almost half his life to scouring Loch Ness.
Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.
Why is it that people believe that animals can evolve, survive and adapt to brutal ice ages and volcanic explosions, but a .001% rise in temperature in a single decade could wipe out the same animals?
Because they’re stupid and uneducated.
Ooh, this is fun! Next question, please!
On the other hand, clear-cutting by greedy pacific northwest timber companies will soon deprive Bigfoot of his pristine habitat, sending him into urban areas in search of food, so at least that mystery will be solved once and for all. Are we sure Nessie didn’t choke to death on a plastic 6-pack ring?
Plastic 6 Pack ring! LMAO!