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Awesomely Dead Plush Toy

I found this on Neatorama and just groaned. But its clever and cool and way sick. I want one just for the uniqueness of the gift. But I really think this is the perfect gift for those annoying PETA friends of yours that never tire of comparing circus elephants to enslaved black people.

Meet Twitch the Roadkill Raccoon!


Bulging bloodshot eyes, exposed viscera and plushy blood. So cuddly!

This is from RoadKill Toys who has a website here. The product description of twitch says:

Twitch’s body is stuffed with a mixture of beads and stuffing. The beads give the Squash-plush teddy a bit of extra weight, so he can lie spreadeagled in his blood and gut-pool. The blood and guts and gore are made using the latest, cutting edge stuffing. It’s a special new micro-bead stuffing that gives the guts and organs a more malleable, tactile effect. It makes it more squidgy. More gross-out. You can disembowel Twitch by pulling the blood and innards through the zips that line both sides of the teddy carcass.

And it comes packaged in a body bag! Twisted genius! And of course, there is the commercial for the toys below.

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