Democrat Busted for Surprise Buttsecks

Hey forget chatting up Congressional pages. Toe-tapping in the airport bathroom? That’s for beginners. If you want real hard core perversion in Congress, talk to the former Scheduler for Senator Kerry’s 2004 Presidential run, Mike McHaney. He took a long lunch break from his job as Democratic Senator Maria Cantwell’s aide to anally rape a prepubescent 13 year old boy. When describing his excitement over AOL Instant Messenger, McHaney said that hairless boys were “hot.”

From the SmokingGun here:

The Cooperating Witness (CW) and McHaney were conversing online Friday afternoon when the CW asked whether McHaney was interested in engaging in anal sex with a 13-year-old boy. “I’ll be there,” McHaney allegedly replied. He later asked for a photo of the child with whom he and the CW would have sex and whether the boy had “any pubes.” When told no, McHaney allegedly replied, “That’s hot.” McHaney was nabbed in the lobby of an unnamed “predetermined location,” where he had arranged to meet CW.

Most people on the Hill take a long lunch and just get a few martinis. Surprise Buttsecks is a firing.

And pssst! Everything anyone does on the Senate and Congressional networks is recorded by Intrusion Detection Systems.  Using AOL IM on such a network is beyond stupid.