Reason 227 to Homeschool

The fat teacher won’t take your 14 Year-Old son to “Inspiration Point.”

Meet Jennifer Tarkenton. She is a Junior High School teacher at Greenwood Lakes Middle School in Lake Mary, Florida. When she’s not teaching or raising her child, she is buying condoms for her male students and taking them to park on dark deserted streets to have sex with them.

From Local6.Com here with video:

A Seminole County middle school teacher was arrested Friday after deputies said they discovered her inside a vehicle shortly after she had sex with a 14-year-old boy.

Jennifer Tarkenton, 34, of Lake Mary, was arrested on three counts of lewd or lascivious battery on a child 12 or older by a person over the age of 18.

Tarkenton is a teacher at Greenwood Lakes Middle School in Lake Mary. The boy is a student at the school.

Deputies responded to reports of a suspicious vehicle at about 10 p.m. Thursday in the area of 800 Banana Lake Road in Lake Mary. Deputies said a woman, later identified as Tarkenton, and a 14-year-old boy were inside the vehicle.

The boy told deputies that he and Tarkenton had sex inside the vehicle after she picked him up at his house, drove to a nearby pharmacy and purchased condoms.

Boy, this teacher knows how to party. Here she is out with her sister, nearly pulling the stripper pole out of its supports with her girth.

Her MySpace page is here. Oddly enough, she hasn’t made it private right away, but continues to log into it. At the top of the page is a stupid quote by Bob Marley saying that anyone who tries to judge someone should make sure their hands are clean first.

Riiiight. Bob smoked a lot of dope, but I don’t remember him banging little kids in his car late at night.

No word on whether or not the school has fired Tarkenton or taken her child into protective custody since its wrong to have a child that close to a child sex offender.