I Want My $17.50 Plus Tip!

I have mentioned before that I used to deliver pizzas back in the day. So when I see articles that involve bad pizza runs, I usually take notice. Here is a good one. A guy delivers a pie, ribs and shrimp to a fat black bitch and she takes the food and slams the door in his face without paying.

Yeah, he gets the cops to bash the door in. Rock on!

From the AP here:

Police used a battering ram to break down an apartment door and arrest a woman they say grabbed food from a pizza delivery man but failed to pay him.

Jessica Gray, 19, of Eastpointe was arrested Wednesday after she and the occupants of her apartment refused to pay for a delivery of pizza, ribs, chicken, shrimp and a soda valued at $17.18.

Gray took the meal, then slammed the door and joined four other female occupants inside — ranging in age from 14 to 21 — in yelling insults and threats when he didn’t leave.

“She was rough when she took it from him,” Detective Lt. Leo Borowsky said. “And she was large enough where he didn’t want to fight her.”

Responding officers “could hear the occupants laughing and whispering inside but refusing to answer the door. The officers advised the occupants that if they refused to come to the door, it would be opened by force.”

Police then broke down the door, and the delivery man identified Gray as the person who took the meal. Police recovered rib bones, chicken bones and shrimp tails as evidence.

Gray was arraigned Thursday on a felony charge of larceny from a person, then released after posting a $5,000 bond.

And in related news, you can get chicken, ribs, shrimp and a pizza for just 17 bucks in Detroit. Freakin’ crime-infested, impoverished city with their non-tipping residents makes Detroit the worst city in the world for pizza delivery.

And Jessica Gray’s ghetto-licious MySpace page is here. On it she says,

What up to everyone on myspace. This ya gurl jessica reppin tha 313 all day everyday. G diamonds 4 life. Me im cool azz he11.I drink, I smoke, I go to partys, I like to have fun. I have a 3 year old son he is my heart. Im dark skin ,brown eyes, my hair is past my shoulders im about 220 to 225 pounds. If you dont like how i look go to he11. 4 all the hoes that want to hate u can suck my COCK.

I bet she’s lying about her weight.