Maybe Hogan Doesn’t Really Know Jack

If Terry “Hulk Hogan” Bollea really “knew best” as his VH-1 TV series claimed he did, he wouldn’t have let his simpleton son Nick watch Fast and the Furious too many times and wouldn’t have let his homely tone-deaf daughter Brooke think she was a pop star, which she’s NOT.

Now that Nick is facing jail time for almost killing his friend in yet another high speed smash-up, the pressure is really straining the marriage. Linda Bollea wants out and she wants her share of the Florida properties and alimony.

From the AP here:

Hulk Hogan’s wife said in a divorce petition that she wants a share of the family’s two multimillion-dollar Florida properties plus alimony and child support for their 17-year-old son.

Linda Bollea filed for divorce from Hogan — whose real name is Terry Bollea — last week after 24 years of marriage. The petition says the marriage is “irretrievably broken.”

Linda Bollea also seeks an unspecified amount for alimony and child support for their 17-year-old son, Nick, who was arrested this month in connection with a traffic crash that left a passenger with severe brain injuries.

The Bolleas have starred for four seasons in the VH1 reality show “Hogan Knows Best,” which chronicles the lives of the famous wrestler and his family, including daughter Brooke, 19.

I guess next season’s episodes will feature Terry getting a job at Arby’s to help pay his alimony.