Heather Mills Urges You to Suck Mouse Tits

While Lady McCartney was out stumping for the Global Warming hoax, she urged everyone to suck on the teats of rats and nibble the tits of bitches.

From the Telegraph here:

Heather Mills McCartney has urged people to drink milk from rats and dogs to help save the planet.
  
Lady McCartney said that livestock created far more carbon emissions than transport, so we should go vegan – someone who eats no meat or dairy produce – or at least find something else to put in tea or coffee.

At Speakers Corner in Hyde Park, central London, she said: “There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don’t we try drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?”

Wearing a green T-shirt bearing the message “Vegan, you can’t get greener”, Lady McCartney said: “Eighty per cent of global warming comes from livestock and deforestation. I’m not telling people to go vegan overnight. But if they stop drinking their cows’ milk lattes, maybe this sort of thing won’t have to happen.”

Global warming is caused by natural cycles of the Earth.  Mankind couldn’t do anything to affect the world-wide weather if we wanted to. 

And it always tickles me that the same doofuses that think we should be vegans are also the first to say that evolution made us who we are.  Our teeth and digestive systems say we shouldn’t be vegans.  Was Darwin wrong too?  Or is all science out the window when it comes to radical leftism?  Like Heather, I’m stumped.