Scattering Ashes At Disney
This doesn’t surprise me at all. My wife’s all time favorite ride at Disney is the Haunted Mansion, and I don’t think she would mind having her ashes scattered there- except for the ick factor for the other patrons.
From Local 6 here, via Drudge:
Disneyland workers were recently forced to close the “Pirates of the Caribbean” attraction after a ride security camera caught a woman apparently dumping human remains, in what may be a growing trend.
Workers at the Anaheim theme park spotted the woman sprinkling an unidentified substance into the water on the “Pirates” ride.
Some Disney watchers said park-goers tell them that people smuggling in the cremated remains of their loved ones and then sprinkling ashes on rides has been going on for a while.
They said it started at the Haunted Mansion, but now the “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride is growing in popularity.
If you hated a family member and were entrusted with their ashes, it would be downright evil to dump them on “Its a Small World.” That would be its own circle of hell.
And if you get in a car for one of the rides at Disney and its a little dusty, you know why.
Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride kicks ass when stoned…or so I’ve heard…I was in high school…leave me alone.
Haunted Mansion is pretty fun.
If someone dumps my ashes at Small World I am HAUNTING THEIR ASSES.
I want a Tibetan sky burial. My wife says “No f***in’ way.”
My wife plans on giving me a redneck viking funeral.
Tibetan sky burial? Redneck Viking funeral? What, praytell, do these rituals entail?
http://www.smcm.edu/rivergazette/articles/05-5-2-9.pdf
you can find pictures of the process on the net. ogrish.com… those types sites.
The redneck viking funeral is…my wife will set me adrift at Myrtle Beach on a Budweiser raft, douse me in Jack Daniels and light me on fired.