Scattering Ashes At Disney
This doesn’t surprise me at all. My wife’s all time favorite ride at Disney is the Haunted Mansion, and I don’t think she would mind having her ashes scattered there- except for the ick factor for the other patrons.
From Local 6 here, via Drudge:
Disneyland workers were recently forced to close the “Pirates of the Caribbean” attraction after a ride security camera caught a woman apparently dumping human remains, in what may be a growing trend.
Workers at the Anaheim theme park spotted the woman sprinkling an unidentified substance into the water on the “Pirates” ride.
Some Disney watchers said park-goers tell them that people smuggling in the cremated remains of their loved ones and then sprinkling ashes on rides has been going on for a while.
They said it started at the Haunted Mansion, but now the “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride is growing in popularity.
If you hated a family member and were entrusted with their ashes, it would be downright evil to dump them on “Its a Small World.” That would be its own circle of hell.
And if you get in a car for one of the rides at Disney and its a little dusty, you know why.
Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride kicks ass when stoned…or so I’ve heard…I was in high school…leave me alone. ๐
Haunted Mansion is pretty fun.
If someone dumps my ashes at Small World I am HAUNTING THEIR ASSES. ๐
I want a Tibetan sky burial. My wife says “No f***in’ way.”
My wife plans on giving me a redneck viking funeral.
Tibetan sky burial? Redneck Viking funeral? What, praytell, do these rituals entail?
http://www.smcm.edu/rivergazette/articles/05-5-2-9.pdf
you can find pictures of the process on the net. ogrish.com… those types sites.
The redneck viking funeral is…my wife will set me adrift at Myrtle Beach on a Budweiser raft, douse me in Jack Daniels and light me on fired.