Kim Jong Il is Internet Expert

The leader of North Korea ripped off Al Gore by claiming that he was an internet expert. So if he’s an expert, I guess that makes me an Internet Deity of some sort.

From the AP here:

North Korean leader Kim Jong Il called himself an “Internet expert” during summit talks with South Korea’s president this week.

The reclusive leader made the remark after South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun asked that South Korean companies operating at an industrial park in the North Korean city of Kaesong be allowed to use the Internet.

“I’m an Internet expert too. It’s all right to wire the industrial zone only, but there are many problems if other regions of the North are wired,” Kim told Roh. If that problem is addressed, there is no reason not to open” the Internet, Kim said.

Kim Jong Il’s prowess on the Internet also extends into l33t hacking skills in the MMORPG World of Warcraft. In the clip below, the Norkie dictator employs a super-secret lesson, and then declares, “Did you see me lay down teh law?? I am teh LAWGIVAH!!”