Madonna is Purple Penetrating Ambassador for Judaism

Celebrity whackjob Madonna, aging singer and horrible mother, went to Israel and met with the Israeli President Shimon Peres.  There she gave the President a book on Kaballah and then declared herself as the Ambassador for Judaism.  I think Peres should use Madonna as an ambassador for Judaism and send her dumb ass to Gaza or Syria. 

 
Guy Ritchie loves teh anal penetration.

Madonna brought her sodomy-hungry husband, Guy Ritchie along.  No word on whether or not he had to sit on a hemorhoid ring, but Madonna was recently spotted purchasing a strap-on “Purple Penetrator.”  I don’t think that such sex toys are used in stupid Kaballah rituals.

From the AP here:

Madonna toasted the Jewish new year with Israeli President Shimon Peres and declared herself an “ambassador for Judaism,” local newspapers reported Sunday. The singer, who is not Jewish, arrived in Israel Wednesday on the eve of Jewish new year to attend a conference on Kabbalah or Jewish mysticism.

Madonna met Peres at his official Jerusalem residence on Saturday evening and the two exchanged gifts, with Madonna receiving a lavishly bound copy of the Jewish Bible.

She gave Peres a volume of “The Book of Splendor,” the guiding text of Kabbalah, inscribed “To Shimon Peres, the man I admire and love, Madonna,” the Yediot Ahronot daily reported.

“You don’t know how popular the Book of Splendor is among Hollywood actors,” Yediot quoted Madonna as telling Peres. “Everyone I meet talks to me only about that. I am an ambassador for Judaism.”

Madonna, who was raised a Roman Catholic, has taken the Hebrew name Esther, and has been seen wearing a red thread on her wrist in a Jewish tradition to ward off the evil eye.

Madonna came to Israel with her film director husband Guy Ritchie.

But her interest in Kabbalah in recent years has been criticized by Orthodox Jews, who say it is an abomination.

I’m not too sure what Jewish traditions Madonna is referring to, but none of my Jewish friends and acquaintances wear stupid red thread or believe in “evil eyes.”  And I was never much of a fan of Guy Ritchie either, and even less of one now.  All I can say is “What a man.  Not.”