Nowak to Plead Bat-Shiat Insane

Not much of a shock, huh?  Any bitch who would drive cross-country in a diaper so she could confront her boyfriend’s lover with a BBgun, duct tape, mace, and a mallet wouldn’t be too stable, eh?  But get a load of her laundry-list of excuses in the story below:

From the AP here:

Former astronaut Lisa Nowak is pursuing a temporary insanity defense on charges that she assaulted and tried to kidnap a romantic rival, according to a court document released Tuesday.
 
Nowak suffered from major depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, insomnia and “brief psychotic disorder with marked stressors,” defense attorney Donald Lykkebak wrote. He said the already-petite woman had also recently lost 15 percent of her body weight and struggled with “marital separation.”

“This notice does not challenge competence to stand trial, but only raises insanity at the time of the offense,” he wrote.

Nowak, 44, was charged with attempted kidnapping, battery and burglary with assault after allegedly driving nearly 1,000 miles from Houston to Orlando to confront Colleen Shipman, the girlfriend of a former space shuttle pilot Nowak had been involved with.

The lawyer forgot to mention that she was suffering from cough due to cold, pre-menstrual cramps, a not-so-fresh feeling, migraines, and athlete’s foot. 

I don’t think that temporary insanity will have much bearing on this case at all.  A Thousand miles is a long car trip, filled with long silent moments when clarity could intrude long enough to talk the crazy psycho bitch out of attempting to kidnap a lover’s rival.