Peace Monk Dives Under LawnMower
A buddhist monk by the name of Gyosei Handa was cutting the lawn at his Peace Pagoda in England when he decided he wanted to reincarnate NOW. So he dove under the riding lawnmower in what can only be described as a cosmic karmic joke.
Lawnmower-Proof Monk? Not.
From the BBC here:
One of Britain’s leading Buddhist monks has died in a freak accident cutting lawns at his temple in Milton Keynes. Reverend Gyosei Handa was killed while using a ride-on lawnmower. Rev Handa was the chief monk at Nippon zan Miohoji Buddhist temple in Willen.
He had devoted his life to working to promote peace all over the world. His funeral will take place on Sunday.
The Nippon zan Miohoji temple, built in 1980, is home to the first Buddhist peace pagoda built in the West.
He wanted to bring peace to the world? Fail.
Wanted to sit on a riding lawnmower? Fail.
I guess that saffron sash got sucked into the blades. Karma can be a bitchy mistress, eh? Maybe he will reincarnate as a Mexican landscape artist.
You are a scumbag with nothing better to do than laugh at someone elses misfortune…. Get a life you pimple squeezing low life, your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries… now go away or i shall taunt you some more!!!
Lee,
Thanks for checking the website. I do have a life. Unlike a certain dead Buddhist monk who can’t drive a lawnmower. By the way, I can pop wheelies on my lawnmower.
at least lee was original with his attack by quoting Monty Python. He should have offered to fart in your general direction.
Yes, I liked Lee’s post very much! And to continue with the Monty Python references:
Man walks into a shop with a dead Buddhist Monk.
I gotta applaud you, The joke was great, but I would have either run out of steam half way through typing all that or just copied and pasted the original “bird” skit.
Well done.
Haw, yeah, it was cut and paste and then a search and replace.