Vick Admits He Killed Dogs; Conspired to Gamble

Ron Mexico, aka Mike Vick admitted he killed a bunch of dogs in his house in Surry and conspired to transport the animals interstate for gambling purposes. This must sting more than that time that Vick ran out of Valtrex. Good luck with your career now, loser.

From Reuters here:

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick has agreed to plead guilty in a U.S. dog-fighting case that could wreck the star’s football career, Fox News reported on Monday, quoting his lawyer.

A great Fark thread with everyone piling on is here. One of the great quotes from this thread is:

He’ll get sentenced to two years in PMITA, serve about 14 months, get banned from the NFL because of gambling, and go on to play Arena football in Europe for a few years before catching the HIV when hes close to 35, then he’ll move to Mexico City and fight dogs…with his bare hands, in an octagonal ring surrounded by 8 ft high chain link fences with a floor that slopes to the middle.

Wow, I’d pay $19.95 on Pay-Per-View to see that.