Local Ditsy Chick Flips Over Sky Trash

I cracked up when I read about this spastic airheaded woman from Boyds, Maryland, who, upon discovering shiny debris on the ground while walking her two dogs, rejoiced and jumped for joy thinking she was visited by freakin’ space aliens.

From the AP here:

Hilary Loewenstein initially thought a strange metal object near the path where she was walking her two dogs looked like a piece of a spaceship. “I was like, ‘Oh my God! I saw aliens! Aliens are here!’ And I thought, ‘How exciting!’” Loewenstein said.

In fact, the 25-pound chunk was not a remnant of a UFO. It was from a commuter jet headed to Washington’s Dulles International Airport.

“We were all very lucky,” said Loewenstein, who made the discovery Saturday. “It’s so amazing that this piece of airplane didn’t fall onto the zillions of houses right behind it.”

The object landed in a grassy area between houses and soccer fields that often are full of children. No one was hurt, and the plane landed safely.

“We were very excited to find something like that in the town of Boyds, where nothing ever happens,” she said.

Although the debris wasn’t from a UFO, Loewenstein said she wasn’t too disappointed.

Hilary has a smidge of a problem with hyperbole, doesn’t she?  Here is the debris site among the soccer fields and the “zillions” of houses.  On the comments section at WTOP here, readers suggest that Hilary up her meds.  I think she need to switch to decaf.