Ha Ha Hamas Creates Navy

So a terrorist organization takes over the Gaza Strip and now they decide they want to build a Navy.  But they don’t have any boats!  No problem, though.  You can join as long as you know how to swim and you hate Jews.  And before they swim out to sea, they are going to the beaches to kick sand in the faces of beachgoers and prostitutes.

 
Terror Babies Need Navy Boats!

Preposterous story comes from the TimesOnline here:

It may not have any ships, sailors or seafaring equipment, but those logistical details have not prevented Hamas, the Terrorist Group that rules the Gaza Strip, from launching a naval defence force.

“The requirements to join are that you have to be a good soldier, be fit, and know how to swim,” said the coastal patrol’s only confirmed member and commander, Jamil al-Dahashan, a veteran of the armed wing of Hamas.

The new force is expected to take to the waves — or at least the beaches — in a couple of weeks, where it will battle against prostitution and drug abuse. Eventually, when it has a boat, the navy will venture out to sea, where one of its main tasks will be to intercept Gazan fishermen who moonlight as informants for the Israelis.