His Shoes! Did You See That?!!
I caught bits and pieces of the X-Games in the pub over the weekend, including the part that showed Jake Brown take a four story dive from a skateboard. It was the most wince-inducing pummelling I have seen in a long time.
Most of the judges were impressed that Jake did a 720 in competition. Listen to the video below and you will find that one judge was amazed at Jake’s shoes.
Reports say that Jake had a bruised liver and bruised lungs, but amazingly no broken bones. Jake even got up and walked away from the fall.
Seriously, tho- Why would anyone want to stand on a skateboard and go down this ramp like this? Does it get them lots of cute and intelligent women? No? I think they do it so they can be admired by other dudes.
it DOES get them lots of cute unintelligent women… who are a lot more fun than the smart ones. 🙂