Assessor Mistakes Cubicle for Studio 54

Meet Vickie Brown.  She seems to be an aging, single, dedicated public servant, who threw away her career by snorting booger sugar at work. 

Does my Coke Habit make me look fat?  Note the cheap red-head dye job.  Did you know that women dying their head red is usually an indication they are either looking for a new man, or have recently broken up with a man?

Her story is here at RockyMountain news:

The “odd long snorts” coming from Broomfield County Assessor Vickie Brown’s cubicle aroused her coworkers’ suspicions. Their decision to do some sleuthing led to Brown’s admission that she brought cocaine to work and to her resignation from the $83,054-a-year job she’s held since 2004.

Despite her admission, law enforcement officials said Monday they don’t have grounds to charge her with a crime.

After initially denying the accusations, Brown admitted bringing cocaine to work June 28, but only by accident.

The “accident” was that she was supposedly holding the illegal substances for a friend.  Whatev!  She should have done the Lindsay Lohan and instead of quitting her job, asked for drug counselling, which, I’m pretty sure, city employees are entitled to.  Oh well, better luck next time.

If I was a resident of Bloomfield, I would abuse the opportunity to dispute my city assessment.  Tell the government that taxes are higher than their cracked-out assessors!