Pissed Off Pagans
Some Pagans are pretty upset that a giant Homer Simpson was drawn onto the land next to a “holy” relic of a giant club-wielding priapism sufferer.
From the SUN here:
PAGANS have pledged to perform “rain magic” to wash away cartoon character Homer Simpson who was painted next to their famous fertility symbol – the Cerne Abbas giant.
The 17th century chalk outline of the naked, sexually aroused, club-wielding giant is believed by many to be a symbol of ancient spirituality.
Many couples also believe the 180ft giant, which is carved in the hillside above Cerne Abbas, Dorset, is an aid to fertility.
A giant 180ft Homer Simpson brandishing a doughnut was painted next to the well-endowed figure today in a publicity stunt to promote The Simpsons Movie released later this month.
” Mmmmm. Ringtoss.”
The comment section is quite funny too. One pagan whinges,
“This is disgusting and totally disrespectful. As a Wiccan I am appauled to see that this was given the go-ahead. Bring on the rain!”
Oh yeah, ’cause the only religion that can ever be mocked is Christianity.
Remember if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours please tell your doctor.
Tell my doctor? Hell, I’m telling everybody.
Heck! Homer is just giving the guy “Congrats!” I guess some things were better and bigger in the good old days! All those years standing erect! Oh, the pain!!!!!
Ted
” Mmmmm. Ringtoss.”
*fantastic*