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Pissed Off Pagans

Some Pagans are pretty upset that a giant Homer Simpson was drawn onto the land next to a “holy” relic of a giant club-wielding priapism sufferer.

From the SUN here:

PAGANS have pledged to perform “rain magic” to wash away cartoon character Homer Simpson who was painted next to their famous fertility symbol – the Cerne Abbas giant.

The 17th century chalk outline of the naked, sexually aroused, club-wielding giant is believed by many to be a symbol of ancient spirituality.

Many couples also believe the 180ft giant, which is carved in the hillside above Cerne Abbas, Dorset, is an aid to fertility.

A giant 180ft Homer Simpson brandishing a doughnut was painted next to the well-endowed figure today in a publicity stunt to promote The Simpsons Movie released later this month.

” Mmmmm. Ringtoss.”

The comment section is quite funny too. One pagan whinges,

“This is disgusting and totally disrespectful. As a Wiccan I am appauled to see that this was given the go-ahead. Bring on the rain!”

Oh yeah, ’cause the only religion that can ever be mocked is Christianity.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

3 thoughts on “Pissed Off Pagans

  • Remember if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours please tell your doctor.

    Tell my doctor? Hell, I’m telling everybody.

  • Heck! Homer is just giving the guy “Congrats!” I guess some things were better and bigger in the good old days! All those years standing erect! Oh, the pain!!!!!
    Ted

  • ” Mmmmm. Ringtoss.”

    *fantastic*

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