Pwn3d by Bulls

You buy new Nike sneakers.  You train for a week or so doing some sprints just to make sure you can stay in the pack.  At the very least you don’t want to be the last guy in the crowd.  You buy the all-white outfit and the red sash.  But maybe you stayed out a bit too long the night before and had a few too many beers.

Next thing you know, you are Pwn3d.  And the AP is right there to snap your photo.

FAIL

When the bull gets two brothers simultaneously in the ass-

Michael Lenahan, 23, of Philadelphia, Pa. is gored in the leg by a fighting bull during a traditional bull run in Pamplona, Spain, Thursday July 12, 2007. Two American brothers were gored Thursday during the longest and bloodiest morning bull run at the San Fermin festival in the northeastern city of Pamplona. Lawrence Lenahan, 26, of Hermosa Beach, Calif. and Michael Lenahan, 23, of Philadelphia, Pa. were gored by a bull who strayed from the pack, turned around and ran the wrong way.

I’m sure the brothers will look back on this one day and have this conversation:

Mike says, “Hey Larry, remember that time we went to Spain?”

Larry says, “I hate you, Mike.”

Mike says, “Yeah, that was so awesome!”