Investigators of Benoit Murder Think Dog Ate Steroids

As a bizarre update to the tragic Chris Benoit murder/suicide case, investigators had been scratching their head trying to locate Benoit’s missing stash of Steroids. In what had been described as ten months of steroids prescribed every 8 weeks, many experts did not believe that the dead wrestler could possibly inject so much juice.

Now investigators have a new lead in the steroid disappearance. The family dog may have eaten some or all of the prescribed medications! But sources close to the investigation won’t confirm the rumor, citing an ongoing investigation. But this picture of “Mangler” the family’s Whippet breed of dog was leaked to the press.

Actually, this is Wendy the Whippet, a Canadian pooch who has a genetic mutation making her muscles bulge. But I hear she can bench press 5 big-ass bags of Alpo.