Whacko Jacko Coming to the Old Dominion

Umm…  Okay, I guess.  The article doesnt say where in Virginia the mightly gloved one is going to-  some think that the VA Beach area would be okay.  Others are banking on the rolling hills of Northern Virginia.  Hey isn’t Mike Vick’s dog-fighting house in Surry still vacant?

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From Fox News here:

Michael Jackson is moving to … Los Angeles? Europe? The moon?

None of the above. Jackson is evidently on his way to a rental in Virginia.  Yes, Virginia, there is a Jacko.

Why the colony most famous for George Washington and Busch Gardens? Some have speculated that Virginia Beach has been the locale of many recording studios, including those of Teddy Riley and Timbaland.

But Virginia has an added advantage: It keeps Jackson 3,000 miles away from his concerned family.