Reason 265 to Homeschool- No Fat Chicks

Newest Reason for Homeschooling?  Your children won’t be raped by the fattest, newest teachers. 

Okay- for kids that have sex with their teachers, it is understood that there will be psychological repercussions for many years to come.  But do shrinks charge for overtime if the teacher looked like this?

 
Chris Farley in Drag?  And of course, black is so slimming.

Thanks to Fark, I found this article at LJWorld here:

A former Lawrence High School teacher pleaded guilty Monday to one count of aggravated indecent liberties with a student in Douglas County District Court.

Meredith Kane, 24, who was in her first year of teaching at LHS, was arrested March 16 for having sexual relations with the 15-year-old boy.

Prosecutors said the acts occurred between August and mid-March.  “During that time period, I did have sexual intercourse (with the victim) in Douglas County,” Kane told Judge Stephen Six.

Another count of aggravated indecent liberties and two counts of criminal sodomy were dismissed.

Kane could face 55 to 247 months in prison.

Meredith Kane started right in on her predation on children.  Was the kid covered in Hot Pockets?  Twinkies?  Big Macs?  What else could have caused this woman to molest a child nine years her junior?

You know, this fat bitch just got out of college, where I assume she studied really hard to be a teacher.  I think the teacher college text books should have a whole chapter to not having sex with their students. 

Make no mistake.  Children are more at risk of sexual predation from their school teachers than have ever been at risk by the priesthood.