Reason 144 To Homeschool- Teachers Won’t Get Your Kid High

A woman masquerading as a teacher was supposed to be tutoring a student in Math.  I think the lessons went something like this-  “If I have three joints and we smoke one, how many joints do we have left?” 

A mom picked up her 14-year-old from his teacher’s house and smelled pot on him and called the cops.

From the AP here:

A Goleta Valley Junior High School teacher is facing charges for allegedly smoking marijuana with two students.

Melissa Dunning, 31, was charged Wednesday with two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and one count of furnishing marijuana. She faces arraignment July 3.

The parents of a 14-year-old student at the school told sheriff’s deputies on May 31 that they suspected their son and the teacher had been smoking pot, Sgt. Erik Raney said. Dunning had tutored the boy at her home.  Investigators said Dunning smoked pot with the teen on three occasions.

This stupid woman’s teacher’s page at the junior high school is here.  It lists her email address, so feel free to drop her a note.  I’m sure this teacher wanted to be “cool” in the eyes of her students.  When will teachers learn that their job does not involve being cool, but educating children?