Obligatory Paris Hilton Post

Paris was a jailbird; now she’s not.  I didn’t really care.  She was what is affectionately called a “skank” or a “skeve” for all of her wanton partying and disregard for the law, business, and personal conduct.

 
Who is this cute girl??

But wait, what’s this?  Paris without caked-on makeup?  Nice bright smile?  Sensible jacket and top?  Nice braided pony tail?  Wow, this girl is actually cute when she’s not pissing everyone off!  And her interview with Larry King in which she promises to be a good girl from now on?  Of course that should be taken with a grain of salt, but are we looking at a new Paris Hilton?  Only time will tell.

But I think this settles it already in my mind and probably the mind of many others.  A few weeks in jail beats two months in rehab.  If Paris’ likeability goes up now, look for Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan to try to get themselves a nice jail sentence now.